Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

Patriots OC Josh McDaniels Discusses Offense's Progress and Other Takeaways From Monday's Practice - New England Patriots

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

Why are your TikTok videos getting low views?

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

Ash Trees in Britain Are Evolving a Resistance to Fungal Disease That was Devastating Woodlands - Good News Network

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I actually pay taxes

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

Autism and ADHD have distinct brain connectivity signatures, study finds - Medical Xpress

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

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It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

Moving sucks, but decluttering helps - The Verge

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

Have you ever had sex with sisters?

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

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I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

How does someone start doing urban exploration?

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

What can I say to a scammer who thinks he loves me, but I don't want to be scammed?

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

Is it true that most Indian men are gay and they just hide their feelings?

I have a reading level above third grade

I don’t cotton to rapists

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

Jennifer Garner smooches boyfriend John Miller at charity event in rare PDA moment - Page Six

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I understand how hurricane paths work

I own a small solar company in Montana and might have to lay off most of my employees. I'm not hiding that from them. - Business Insider

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I don’t buy bullshit

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

Super-magnetic dead star throws a violent temper tantrum as NASA X-ray spacecraft looks on - Space

I can count

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I have complete contempt for fakery

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When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I see through liars

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I can read

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions